A Visit From the Fashion Genie

Ever sit around on a really boring, nothing-to-do evening and daydream about what your 3 wishes would be if you found a magic genie in a lamp?

What's that, you say? You're not 8 years old? Well okay, rudey-pants, suit yourself. You're missing out.

In fact, the other day I was sitting around eating paste and finger painting and I had a thought: What if magic genies were limited to certain fields of expertise? What if you could only make wishes that met specific themed criteria? What would your wishes be if they had to be oral hygiene-based? Or if everything you wished for had to be directly related to the peanut butter industry?

I've done some thinking, and seeing how this is a blog that at least pretends to be about fashion, below you will find the 3 wishes I have prepared for the fashion genie, should he/she ever decide to grace my lamp...

Wish #1: Anyone wearing Crocs, Uggs, or MBT's would not be physically able to leave their house without first removing said shoes.

This could be done using force fields, shock collars, night club bouncers... whatever. As long as I never see those shoes on a human being in public again.


Wish #2: Men are no longer afraid to wear nice looking hats.

Seriously! Why is it that someone like Kevin Federline isn't afraid to wear a decent fedora but Mr. Hail-to-the-chic can't find anything better than a ratty old Sox cap?



Wish #3: Unlimited wishes.

Always make wish #3 unlimited wishes. That's magic genie 101 stuff.